Miley Cyrus Almost Nip Slip

Miley Cyrus better be more careful! Her left nipple is dangerously close to popping all the way out of her top in this picture.

Since Miley is still just 16-years-old, if her nipple pops out then she is producing underage porn, and I’d be forced to make a citizen’s arrest. Hey I don’t make the laws I just enforce them… selectively… and sexually.

So Miley you sick perv unless you want me to frisk you… hard, I suggest you keep those teen nipples of yours under raps. Punk!