Pamela Anderson is now officially trailer trash

Pamela Anderson may be already fairly considered trailer trash by many, but to really be trailer trash you have to meet one particular criteria: you have to live in a trailer.

Guess where Anderson now lives? According to Courtney Love (someone who’d know about trailer trash), plastic tits Pammy lives in a trailer park. “Pam Anderson doesn’t even have a credit card. And she lives in Paradise Cove — which is in Malibu, but it’s a trailer park in Malibu” Love tweeted.

Now admittedly this isn’t an average trailer park: a trailer in the park costs over $300,000, and homes in the same facility over $1 million, but it’s a trailer park none the less. It’s also said to be right on the beach at Malibu, so Pammy can we create her glory days on Baywatch.

Paris Hilton Thinks Boyfriend Doug Reinhardt Is Her Perfect Man

Paris Hilton thinks her current boyfriend is her perfect man - because he can keep up with her globetrotting lifestyle. The hotel heiress is so smitten with "The Hills" star Doug Reinhardt, she can't bear to be apart from him so he accompanies her wherever she goes.

Speaking at the Coachella Music and Arts Festival in California, she said: "We literally flew in from London last night and went straight to a party, we totally missed Paul McCartney."

"It takes a lot to keep up with me and he's just about managing."

Paris - who split from rocker Benji Madden last November - also gushed again about how she wants to make Doug, 23, her husband.

The 27-year-old socialite said: "We are going to get married one day so he'll need to keep up with me. I'm super happy right now. He's amazing. I really want the whole romantic thing."

Paris - who began dating Doug in February - recently denied rumors the pair are engaged, but insisted they will tie the knot in the near future.

She said: "He's going to be my husband. We're best friends. It's not like we just met. We've known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I'm really in love and really happy."